Day 4 – A Motorcycle and a Red Light

Today I received a message from an unknown number about Sauratra. I could faintly recognise the number, but I was still quite amused. I usually don’t delete contacts from my phone without any reason. So it was bound to be someone who had not shared his/her number. But he/she automatically did (share) by sending me that message about Sauratra.

So I enquired as to who this mysterious identity was, who, apparently, was quite excited about Sauratra. I did find out in the next message SHE sent and the mystery ended there. But for you, the reader, it shall forever remain a mystery. Tough luck, yes. But what I’ll do is, I’ll tell you the content of the message, and if you can correctly guess who the person is, I will buy you 3 bottles of beer. Miller beer. After the 1^st of July though. How ironic though, talking about gifting free beers during Sauratra! Wow!

Let us refer to the mysterious messenger as She. So She had a pretty interesting proposition. It basically translated to SauSuhagRaatra. 100 Nights, 100 different guys. I was so impressed with the idea that I actually thought that it could be turned into reality TV show or something. I called my contact at Balaji Telefilms, but they were not too keen on it. She wasn’t disappointed, as she didn’t want fame, which is also the reason behind her anonymity here.

But just think of the idea. 100 days and 100 different sex partners. Or maybe 100 days and sex everyday with the same partner. Either way, sex for 100 days in a row. Now that’ll be some accomplishment. At least for me. And hopefully for other normal guys as well. So yeah. Pretty interesting episode with She today.

Other than that, I had a chilled out day for a change. Not too hectic at work. Left from work on time. 

Reached home to find my parents awake. Had dinner with them after ages. And now I am writing the blog at 11. Even planning to sleep on time and wake up all fresh and on time tomorrow. Been ages since I reached work at a proper accepted time.

The positivity, the freshness, sab jhalak rahi hai. It feels great without smoking. Even 4 days are enough to make me feel better. But I will reiterate this fact again, I am scared as to what is going to happen in the coming few days. I know I will crave for booze. I drink 3-4 times during a normal week. And 14-18 times during a Goa week. But come Saturday, a week off booze, I come home, and do what? I’ll find something. But what if I have a bad urge? How the heck do I control that? That’s the challenge I am most excited about actually. It might not be as bad as I am assuming it’ll be. But I want to prepare for the worst.

And at 0400 hours tomorrow, i.e., 28^th of March, I’ll complete 100 successful hours of Sauratra. I say ‘successful’ prematurely because I am a premature ejaculator. Famous for that. Naaahh!! Just kidding. Or maybe not? Who cares.... Hope YOU don’t..... But I say it because I am at home now, all comfortable and chilling in my room, without any smokes or booze, except for the beers in the fridge, but I am not interested in it as such, and trust me, I wouldn’t cheat. So I can quite confidently celebrate my 100 hours of Sauratra right now. It’s been nice so far. And I hope these 100 hours go on to become a 100 days. Not saying soon, because a 100 days will take a 100 days to come. Just like I take a 100 seconds. Ok not. Shouldn’t talk about how cool I am in bed.

To quote Lonely Island “You say I am premature, I say I am sensitive. Jizz in my pants.” Or something on the lines of that. Whatever. More to come. Stay tuned.